Feb 21, 2006

What law school does to you.

It's always fun to act pricy and resist succumbing to popular demand ( refer to recent shouts)...however, in the light of adverse effects to blog publicity, i dip my fingers into life's pie once again.

Recorded here is a series of conversations between two sleeptalking roommates ( names remain undisclosed for reasons best known to author) ; R1 and R2. Unless specifically mentioned, the protagonists can safely be assumed to be fast asleep.

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R1: Counsel, have you quoted the relevant sections?

R2 (fully awake and highly interested) : Yes, your lordship.

R1: Impressive, counsel. You may continue to do so.

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R2 (Gets up from bed and walks to R1's bed): R1?

R1 (half-asleep, slightly disturbed by roommate's antics): R2?

R2: R1?

R1: R2?

R2: R1?

R1: Are you drunk, R2?

R2: I just wanted to say.....(walks to bed and goes back to sleep).

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R2 (Warcry, one day before surprise tests): SOCIOLOGY!!!!!!

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R2 (head turned towards window) : I see yellow light.....

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